for those of you in other countries: a soccer mom is an attractive, white mini-van driving, ex-cheerleader who married the football star the day after high school graduation. after a few ugly kids squirt out of her, she totes them around the suburbs like a kangaroo while their dad brings home the bacon at the toyota dealership and fucks random secratary sluts. they have a 3 bedroom 2 bath, 2 story house in the upper-middle class part of town and regularly attend school and town meetings and of course, all of their children's extra-curricular activities--currently the american dream. but i digress.
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