Shitting in the field, but plated in the dining room

[The Normans] gave English its double vision, which is the source of both the beauty and the mess. After 1066 you’ve got the Saxon peasantry keeping the Germanic words for the muddy daily grind and the Norman lords laying French over the top for everything refined, so English ends up with two words for everything and a built-in class system in the vocabulary. The peasant tends the cow, pig, and sheep (Old English); the lord eats beef, pork, and mutton (boeuf, porc, mouton).
Illustrated five-tier corporate pyramid cake. Top: 'The Shareholder', a fat man with cigar and martini lounging on a moneybag labeled PASSIVE INCOME. Below: 'C-Suite', laughing executives toasting champagne. Below: 'Consultants', grinning men in suits pointing at charts saying DISRUPT, LEVERAGE, ALIGN, TRANSFORMATION. Below: 'Middle-Management', haggard managers yelling and waving rulers at METRICS checklists. Bottom: 'Individual Contributors', exhausted workers hunched over laptops with sticky notes saying WHEN THIS DUE and WILL WORK FOR COFFEE.
From ChatGPT based on "Pyramid of Capitalist System," Nedeljkovich, Brashich, & Kuharich, Industrial Workers of the World, 1911.

Of course, for America at least, what you'd like to visualize is that every layer actually plays a part on "shareholder," just a small part. Maybe there's some stock certificates and cash that trickle down in pneumatic tubes?

Flood of security patches: Spring Framework ed.

Community security reports for Spring, by month. In April, utilizing new scanning capabilities, we received an unprecedented 482 new security reports across 65 scanned projects. Of those 482 new reports, 370 came from our internal scanning capabilities and 112 came from the community. This means that even without the new scanning, we would still have seen a doubling of community reports compared to our already high number in March.

Stochastic Smart Talk, the DIY Platform Trap, and Strategic AI Not Spending - Related to your interests, Friday

Also: hardened images everywhere, quarterly Java patch tours, Wells Fargo’s complicated employment math, and a Highgate gravestone. Related to your interests Silo busters - a unified platform needs a unified team - “This matters because it removes the structural excuse for fragmentation. When a single platform surfaces all the controls a unified team needs, there is no longer a technical reason to keep five separate teams in five separate rooms.

I grew up spending a good deal of time with an older cousin of mine in Cullman, Alabama named Claude Basenburg. A hefty, hearty good ol’ boy in overalls, with a wad of tobacco in his cheek. So when I visit claude.ai I don’t think of an omniscient counselor, I just envision my cousin from Cullman. It helps…. But in the end the results are very clean and, to me, _extremely_satisfying.

🔗 update on my use of Claude

remote work reduces on-the-job training

According to the Fed’s analysis, youth unemployment has risen significantly since the coronavirus pandemic, and hasn’t receded in the same way that unemployment numbers for older, more experienced college graduates has in recent years. The analysis notes that the prevalence of remote work has increased since COVID-19, and it believes those two trends have more than just a correlation. “Our analysis suggests that these trends are related, with remote work making it more difficult for managers to train and mentor new employees,” the Fed said of its data.