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Dark leisure, eating sausage and vodka before a morning run

Relative to your interests

Looks like it’s all AI except one link. Can you find it?

The robot read it

I don’t read all the links I come across. Like the below, sometimes I have the AI read it. You’ve been warned.

At SAP Sapphire, executives polished their AI pitch with Joule, a copilot now destined to appear in everything from HR workflows to humanoid robots, while declaring the death of complexity through “suite-as-a-service.” CIOs, meanwhile, were urged to craft enterprise-wide SAP roadmaps that include cost-risk forecasting, hyperscaler alignment, and internal AI investments—despite no clear ROI, mounting transformation fatigue, and the uncomfortable feeling that they’ve been here before.

Nadia Asparouhova explained that the most powerful cultural ideas are “anti-memes”—things that work precisely because no one understands them, a claim ironically promoted via glossy press coverage. And Ed Zitron warned that modern companies are being run by “business idiots” who climb the ranks by appearing competent while doing nothing of consequence, suggesting that the true anti-meme may be merit itself.

I used to be so into mind maps, circa 2006.

Wastebook

  • “the skills as defined in the first sentence are small fingers – which is not a skill.” iPhone-talk.

  • “Are ‘friends’ electric? You won’t need to hold them in your hand. You’ll just carry a little coffin with a ghost in it that talks to you.” Warren Ellis.

  • “I respect your privacy and time.” Angela Winter.

  • Eating sausage and drinking vodka with Russian general, then early morning jogging. You Won, Now What?

Conferences

Events I’ll either be speaking at or just attending.

SREDay Cologne, June 12th, speaking (10% off with the code CLG10).

Low barriers to entry software marketing, July 2006.

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That’s it for now.

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