Posts in "wastebook"

“Give me just a second to think about what I need to be thinking about.”

Every generation thinks their decade had "real" culture and everything after is fake. The 90s kids say this about the 80s. The 2010s kids will say it about the 2000s. The pattern is so reliable it's boring. Culture isn't actually "worse" now. You just got older and stopped being the target demo.

I am considering putting corn on my shit. I like corn just fine. I’m from Texas after all. But over here in Europe they put corn on damn-near everything, even pizza. A poke bowl has corn too. Corn has gone too far.

Many times in London I’ve smelled perfume that smells like super-sweet cotton candy. Is that a thing now?