You: mildly interested in DevOps & amused by irreverent coverage of pizza teams, advice for pizza delivery drivers, & have $4.99 to blow after cashing your paycheck.

Me: check out my book, Digital WTF! It’s on sale this weekend. leanpub.com/digitalwt… From instagram

Curves and row houses. From instagram

I passporting. From instagram

Do you even passport photo? From instagram

Tryin’ startup a new pamphlet. From instagram

The Nederlands interpretation of Huevos Rancheros. Pretty good! From instagram

Tic-Tak-Basket! From instagram

City problems. From instagram

Definitely not “on diet.” (Oh, sorry: “lifestyle.”) So good, though. (Not pictured: side of European guacamole.) From instagram

I worked in M&A. Here’s my summary, for you: no one can even know what the fuck they’re doing. To those about to die, I salute you! Good luck! From instagram