I’m sitting flipping pages on the iPhone doing nothing. It’s the new twiddling your thumbs.

To be honest, the plot makes as much sense as the rules involving the consumption of Iron Rations. I have no idea why they made a D&D movie with such a lofty "let's save the little people" plot. Most D&D games I can remember playing involved going into the cave, kicking the living crap out of a few kobolds, and coming out with booty. The loftiest goal we ever had was to keep from puking up our sour cream and onion ruffles.

To be honest, the plot makes as much sense as the rules involving the consumption of Iron Rations. I have no idea why they made a D&D movie with such a lofty "let's save the little people" plot. Most D&D games I can remember playing involved going into the cave, kicking the living crap out of a few kobolds, and coming out with booty. The loftiest goal we ever had was to keep from puking up our sour cream and onion ruffles.

To be honest, the plot makes as much sense as the rules involving the consumption of Iron Rations. I have no idea why they made a D&D movie with such a lofty "let's save the little people" plot. Most D&D games I can remember playing involved going into the cave, kicking the living crap out of a few kobolds, and coming out with booty. The loftiest goal we ever had was to keep from puking up our sour cream and onion ruffles.

The assumption by Democrats is that Nader's supporters don't understand the consequences of their vote, that, strategically, their support for Nader instead of Gore might benefit George W. Bush.

The law says a citizen has to be 18 years old to vote. These are grown-ups taking part in an election. The Democrats should treat them as such.

The assumption by Democrats is that Nader's supporters don't understand the consequences of their vote, that, strategically, their support for Nader instead of Gore might benefit George W. Bush.

The law says a citizen has to be 18 years old to vote. These are grown-ups taking part in an election. The Democrats should treat them as such.

The assumption by Democrats is that Nader's supporters don't understand the consequences of their vote, that, strategically, their support for Nader instead of Gore might benefit George W. Bush.

The law says a citizen has to be 18 years old to vote. These are grown-ups taking part in an election. The Democrats should treat them as such.