In a game with helicopters and prostitutes, you can spend five actual months fishing for carp and grilling them on a shopping cart. The game will reward you with varying sizes of small carp and convince you that a legendary megacarp lurks in those waters, waiting for your hook. It will force you upstream when industrial runoff kills all the wildlife in your usual spot. The game will dole out friendship and rivalry and loss and victory in perfect proportions. You will eventually hunt down a shopping cart thief and make him beg for mercy. The call of that river will remain with you for the rest of your life.
Grand Theft Carp
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