I used to be from here

Things expats notice when they’re back in America

A paper container filled with barbecue ribs and coleslaw sits on a brown paper tray with sides of pickled jalapeños and sliced onions.

The night of arrival, at Stiles Switch.

We go back to Texas each year for Christmas. You see things differently when you’ve been away for a long time. Here’s some from this year:

  • Waymo everywhere, in Austin.

  • So much yoghurt.

  • Grown ass adults going to the store in full in pajamas. Still.

  • There’s a gadget for everything.

  • “Put a bow on it.”

  • UGGs, boots and:

  • Wearing house slippers as shoes.

  • Twenty dollar toasty (US-speak: “grilled cheese sandwich”).

  • “Did you want to add any protean?”

  • Fort Worth Gun Show.

  • Leander Gun Show.

  • “Mobile Ministry #3.”

  • Onions are fucking huge, even the purple ones.

  • Open carry at the gas station.

Past editions: 2024, 2023 (parts one, two, three), 2022.

Also, along those same lines, here’s a few albums of photos: one, two, three. Also, a pretty good garbage chair up in DFW:

A tall, orange wooden fence runs along a residential street with a blue sky background.

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A miniature wooden room features bookshelves, a table, chairs, and an American flag.

“Cook chose to portray the estate of a fictional merchant sea captain and his family living during the American colonial period.” Photo by Jon Udell.

Logoff

Our flight back to Amsterdam was canceled due to snow. It is actually snowing pretty crazy here in Amsterdam. This gave us about two days extra in Austin. Stressful at first, but then nice. We got home two late to even more snow. It does not snow thus much in Amsterdam, like where the snow piles up to several inches. And then keeps snowing.

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