Only In American
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Still warm tortillas.
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Adults wearing joke t-shirts.
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Yoga pants.
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Free packets of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise.
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Ice with every drink.
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75 mph.
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Little plastic shopping bags.
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No GDPR pop-ups.
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20% tips before checkout.
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Donuts.
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Right turn on red.
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Ice machine in fridge.
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Very big bowls.
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Eggs in the fridge
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California wine.
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Closed blinds.
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Toilet next to bathtub/shower combo.
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Formal dining room.
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Formal living room.
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The soothing hum of lawnmowers in the distance.
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Strawberries as big as oranges, oranges as big as grapefruits, grapefruits as big as infant’s heads.
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Cucumbers.
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Football.
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Door knobs.
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Exhausted from walking around the mall.
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Chili’s.
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F150.
Resistance to change
What makes his pieces extra great is that he’s not just some PowerPointing bozo like me: he actually did all this stuff in large organizations, last at Sky UK.
My content
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On this week’s Software Defined Talk Brandon discussed my business bullshit dictionary project, going over longer thinking for each term. Listen in!
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And if total don’t want to devote an hour to business bullshit, here’s the quick videos on each phrase.
Relative to your interests
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Reflecting on 2023 and a Look into the Future for Tanzu Application Service – What Cloud Foundry has been up to this year.
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The Top 7 Marketing Metrics for a QBR or Board Meeting – Centered around tracking contribution to sales.
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Cisco buys itself a Christmas present: eBPF source Isovalent – Networking!
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What next for digital government and Government as a Platform? – UK government centralized IT.
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Implications of the failure of the Adobe-Figma deal. – It’s the trust busting era for tech!
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Developer burnout caused by flawed productivity metrics – This software isn’t late, you just messed up your estimates of when it was due.
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