Here at DrunkAndRetired.com we are, of course, obsessed with Enterprise Software. So, e highly recommend and urge you to check out Ed Gibb’s funny (as in “funny because it’s true”) post on Enterprise [Software] Smells.
I think most dorks reading this have either (a.) experienced, or, (b.) written software that does each of the things in the list, such as my favorite one:
Support involves filing trouble tickets or issues that are never resolved though sometimes promised to be in the next release.