In other news, I’m now a certified ScrumMaster. I’ve never been certified for anything else — except crazy I guess, but the pills help with that.

Along those lines, the comic geniuses at work (me included) have come up with several alternatives:

  • ScumMaster. This one’s a real knee-slapper!
  • ScrotMaster. Perhaps it should be ScroteMaster. I’m not sure.
  • BassMaster. Fastest Bass I’ve ever drank!
  • ScallywagMaster. No comment.

In all seriousness, the two day course was really interesting and useful. There was some damn good catered food too.

Well, gotta go take my pills. Jesus and Elvis are starting to do their karate practice again, and I don’t think even my new SwampMaster skillz can protect me against that.