When you get in the elevator, and you start going up, close your eyes and pretend you’re Magneto.
When you reach into the Coke machine to get your Coke, pretend it’s like that scene in Flash Gordon
with the lethal bug rock. Hopefully, you’ll choose the right hole.
When people are in the elevator, they like to lean up against it by putting their foot up against the wall.
This leave foot-prints on the lower part of the elevator. Next time you’re in there alone, pop off your shoe
and, BAAM!, put a foot-print way up near the ceiling.