Date: Thu, 7 Mar 2002 15:49:19 -0800 (PST)
From: “Josh Knowles”
Subject: Re: Bitter

>  Got any camping tips...well, besides the obvious,
> "Bring lots of Smucker's Jelly" and "Don't
> trust anyone named 'Buford.'"

 - Don't make eye-contact with the wildlife.
 - Keep your hands to yourself.
 - Don't picket within 50 ft of the voting place.
 - No chewing gum.
 - Clean up after yourself -- I'm not your mother.
 - If attacked by a large animal, calmly explain your position using clear
logic and possibly a chart or two. Most predators respond positively to a
well-planned defense.
 - "No" means "no."
 - Other campers have feelings, too -- don't poke at them with sticks.
 - If you run out of drinking water, try filtering your urine through handfuls
of dirt!
 - If you find yourself naked and decoratively painted in the blood of your
foes on your drive home, camping is not for you.

Enough of that, then.

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