Date: Thu, 7 Mar 2002 15:49:19 -0800 (PST)
From: “Josh Knowles”
Subject: Re: Bitter
> Got any camping tips...well, besides the obvious, > "Bring lots of Smucker's Jelly" and "Don't > trust anyone named 'Buford.'" - Don't make eye-contact with the wildlife. - Keep your hands to yourself. - Don't picket within 50 ft of the voting place. - No chewing gum. - Clean up after yourself -- I'm not your mother. - If attacked by a large animal, calmly explain your position using clear logic and possibly a chart or two. Most predators respond positively to a well-planned defense. - "No" means "no." - Other campers have feelings, too -- don't poke at them with sticks. - If you run out of drinking water, try filtering your urine through handfuls of dirt! - If you find yourself naked and decoratively painted in the blood of your foes on your drive home, camping is not for you. Enough of that, then. Josh.