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Though the hard-drives are clickin’, i.e., broken, handy man mray extracted some home directory-fun from back-ups.

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Back to “real” work… e-mail
Sometimes things just get whacky!

Subject: RE: Microphone

Does anyone have a circus dwarf, a Dixie cup, and some floss?? I
need it for a project…I’ll get them back to you by the end of the
day. I swear.

—–Original Message—–
Sent: Wednesday, June 27, 2001 4:09 PM
Subject: Microphone

Does anyone have a microphone on their computer?

Today’s Geek Corner:
Here’s a little something you won’t find in the javadocs for java.text.MessageFormat: if you wanna print a single quote, as in Coté's, you gotta double up to catch up, as they say in Vegas, i.e., Coté''s. If you look in the source code around line 288, you’ll see that a double single quote’ll get you what you want.