Bush Twins Investigated for Alcohol
Well, it’s good to see that the President’s daughter(s) are being real. People will probably try to use the recent under-aged drinking incident against their credit, but, hell, it’s an absurd law in the first place, so there’s no need to care about folks breakin’ it.
Less than two
weeks after pleading no contest to charges
of underage drinking, President Bush (news
– web sites)’s 19-year-old daughter Jenna is
suspected of illegally trying to buy alcohol at a restaurant using someone
On the other hand, the Whitehouse is getting testy. The following makes it sounds like Bush is ready to bust some balls,
“I understand that there’s a question of law. I’ve never called anybody
or suggested to anybody that the coverage today is in any way
inappropriate. But to go beyond that I would urge you to be very careful
because any reaction of the parents is parental; it is not governmental. It
is family. It’s private and the American people respect that,” Ari Fleischer said.
And then there’s this little editorial comment about Chuy’s from The Washington Post:
The daughters were at Chuy’s in south Austin, a joint known for mediocre food and killer margaritas.
Mediocre? Their good ain’t that shabby.
Of course, where The Post described the margaritas as “killer,” The Baltimore Sun gets a little more looney:
In the latest case, a manager at Chuy’s, a Mexican restaurant known for its
Everyone down here has “swirl margaritas.” It ain’t some special Chuy’s thing.
And check out this cheese cake fote of the Bush twins. Hubba, Hubba!
In other booze news, the French are slackin’ off,
In French cities, a faster-paced work mentality has whittled away the
traditional three-hour lunch. For some, the summer break has been
condensed from five weeks into two or three.
The French’es raison d’être is to be, well, French, and part of that is to have 3 hour lunches. Hopefully the Spaniards won’t Americanize too much. Soon they may be our last, best hope.